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Archive for December 10th, 2009

Silly Jokes

Posted by terrepruitt on December 10, 2009

Recently I attended a Holiday Party in San Francisco put on by Yelp.  It was for all the “Bays”; East Bay, South Bay, North Bay.  They always have promotional items and things lying about.  I spotted some Laffy Taffy and grabbed a few.  Now first let me say, “I know, I know, the ingredients are pretty much everything on my ‘avoid’ list” but I put some in my purse anyway.  Even though this is not something you should eat (becuase it is just so fully of stuff that you shouldn’t have) I am so glad I grabbed it, I don’t know whether I was just in a silly mood, but the jokes on them had me laughing so hard that I was tearing up.  They are just good old fashion silly jokes.  I am thinking that there are some kids out there that will like ‘em. 
  

 

    

    

  
   

1)  How do you get an alien baby to sleep?
   

                                                                                                                               1a)  You rocket   

    

   

   

2)  What is a buccaneer?

 

 

                                                                                                                              2a)  Expensive corn
  

    

    

    

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            
   

3)  What is a bunny’s motto?
   

                                                                                                                              3a)  Don’t frown, be hoppy  

 

 

 


    

4)  What is a cat’s favorite color?

  

  

    

                                                                                                                              4a)  Purrrrple   

    

5)  Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

  

    

    
                                                                                                                              5a)  All the fans have left   

    

6)  Why is a lost dalmation so easily found?

  

    

    

                                                                                                                              6a)  He’s always spotted   

    

7)  Why did the boy throw butter out his window?

  

    

    

                                                                                                                              7a)  He wanted to see a butterfly   

8)  What do you call a cow with a twitch?

  

    

    

    

                                                                                                                              8a)  Beef jerky   

So?  Did they make you laugh?  Make you smile?  Which one was your favorite?  Silliness is fun!

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