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Silly Jokes

Posted by terrepruitt on December 10, 2009

Recently I attended a Holiday Party in San Francisco put on by Yelp.  It was for all the “Bays”; East Bay, South Bay, North Bay.  They always have promotional items and things lying about.  I spotted some Laffy Taffy and grabbed a few.  Now first let me say, “I know, I know, the ingredients are pretty much everything on my ‘avoid’ list” but I put some in my purse anyway.  Even though this is not something you should eat (becuase it is just so fully of stuff that you shouldn’t have) I am so glad I grabbed it, I don’t know whether I was just in a silly mood, but the jokes on them had me laughing so hard that I was tearing up.  They are just good old fashion silly jokes.  I am thinking that there are some kids out there that will like ’em.




1)  How do you get an alien baby to sleep?

                                                                                                                               1a)  You rocket   




2)  What is a buccaneer?



                                                                                                                              2a)  Expensive corn




3)  What is a bunny’s motto?

                                                                                                                              3a)  Don’t frown, be hoppy




4)  What is a cat’s favorite color?




                                                                                                                              4a)  Purrrrple


5)  Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?



                                                                                                                              5a)  All the fans have left


6)  Why is a lost dalmation so easily found?




                                                                                                                              6a)  He’s always spotted


7)  Why did the boy throw butter out his window?




                                                                                                                              7a)  He wanted to see a butterfly

8)  What do you call a cow with a twitch?





                                                                                                                              8a)  Beef jerky

So?  Did they make you laugh?  Make you smile?  Which one was your favorite?  Silliness is fun!

7 Responses to “Silly Jokes”

  1. judy said

    I feel a little goofy that Beef Jerky made me laugh. (But thank you!)


    • That is the one I read first and it made me laugh. I put it last because I thought it was best and wanted to have people go out with a bang.

      I felt uber goofy because I was laughing really hard.

      Thank you for looking. I almost sent you the link because I thought you would enjoy the goof of it all!


  2. Loved em 🙂


  3. Love the beef jerky one. Classic.

    Good for you for snagging a few pieces. Sometimes rules are meant to be broken, especially when fun is the byproduct!


    • I prefer to avoid the ingredients that are contained in Laffy Taffy, but I have to admit I love it . . . . .although I am not sure it loves me. A few pieces might have reminded me why I don’t eat that stuff. The texture alone is enough to convince you it is not truly edible. 🙂 It is like soft slimy plastic that can easily slide down your throat if you are not careful.

      BUT . . . . it TOTALLY reminds me of my childhood. I used to get Laffy Taffy at Great America (an amusement park by my childhood house). They were GIGANTO sized! The ones I had this week were little minis.

      So, I ran through your site and I love what I picked up on as the general idea . . . . keep in touch with your inner child and don’t let him/her be so “inner”. Made me laugh because many people say that Nia makes them feel like a kid again.

      I am now following you on twitter. I you would like, follow me, follow me. http://twitter.com/HelpYouWell 🙂

      Thank you for stopping by and commenting!


  4. Soni Singh said

    What a funny stuff I ever found on the web. . . . . .


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